It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing.
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rew my XBox away because someone on Xbox Live said he’s gonna fuck my mother and I live in constant fear I’ll come home one day and Booblover69 will be my new father
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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That Awkward Moment Trying to Cross 🚘
HOLY SHIT, I SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any acting experience?
thistallawkwardgirl answered:
I acted like I was straight for 18 years.
I spit out my drink
I am so physically, mentally, and emotionally tired. my body is tired. my heart is tired. I just wanna cuddle & be held.
hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart
and make me wet
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!
me yesterday: who is bella thorne
me today, after seeing that she broke up with her boyfriend to date her cute girl best friend and stated explicitly that she was bisexual: Be be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX Be be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX Show up in the same dress We don’t know who wore it best Not make a big deal Act like it’s a new trend Look good when we go round here Try on these boots I found this boy who says you’re sweet He’s got a best friend (You’ll always be mine) Be be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOXBe be be my BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX I’m a better me When you’re here next to me I’m JK can’t you tell We’re ROTFFL Who needs wo